Monday, February 22
Wednesday, February 10
大扫除
周末洗床单。。
昨天洗风扇和冲凉房。。
今天换鱼缸的水、洗厕所、洗地、抹地。。
今天刚好MY太太也在打扫房间,她还抹了厨子沙发、扫了客厅的地板。。
人家是孕妇,怎么好意思,我就顺便把客厅的地也抹了。。
看着干干净净的家里,才有点新年的气氛。。
明天3位室友就回乡~ 新年真的要到了~
昨天洗风扇和冲凉房。。
今天换鱼缸的水、洗厕所、洗地、抹地。。
今天刚好MY太太也在打扫房间,她还抹了厨子沙发、扫了客厅的地板。。
人家是孕妇,怎么好意思,我就顺便把客厅的地也抹了。。
看着干干净净的家里,才有点新年的气氛。。
明天3位室友就回乡~ 新年真的要到了~
Tuesday, February 9
Monday, February 8
和谐
祝您拥有满载幸福、快乐及和谐的一年!
Wishing you a prosperous year ahead filled with abundance of joy and harmony...
Wishing you a prosperous year ahead filled with abundance of joy and harmony...
Wednesday, February 3
Tuesday, February 2
跑腿
走来走去。。上楼下楼。。
搬东西。。搬来搬去。。
打电话。。叫这个来。。那个去。。
搬东西。。搬来搬去。。
打电话。。叫这个来。。那个去。。
今天不懂听了几次,可以不要这么last minute吗?
我传达讯息而已。。。我也是刚刚才知道的,怎么办?
最恐怖的是要我主持大局!
我们校长要出场,我竟然说要TMM的校长deliver welcome speech。
然后校长自己走来说,:“I should be the one delivering the welcome speech。”把麦克风夺取,留下尴尬的我呆在那里。
都说了,叫我拿麦克风讲英文,我会把学校的脸丢掉的。。
Monday, February 1
4天的旅游代理
Thursday, January 28
累
早上7点起来,830到学校,傍晚700离开。
上午到动物园逛了2个小时,下午教课。
也许年纪大了,现在上课站一个小时就开始脚酸。
在动物园走了一圈就觉得累了。
刚才RO还留下一些东西让我处理,可是我现在真的没有什么力气了。。
上午到动物园逛了2个小时,下午教课。
也许年纪大了,现在上课站一个小时就开始脚酸。
在动物园走了一圈就觉得累了。
刚才RO还留下一些东西让我处理,可是我现在真的没有什么力气了。。
Wednesday, January 27
推卸责任
真的很不喜欢跟这种同事合作。
那天去找他,他就说他的学生很新,刚刚学用i-movie,其他什么都不会。。要我找另一个老师。
可是我说是你们的main in-charge, Miss Z让我找你帮忙的,她一定有她的原因。
他就说学生只学过powerpoint,摄影不行,这个不可以那个不可以。
就说除非我要"Take the risk." 拍不好他不负责。
结果就把我带去Mr A那边,说什么Z叫我找他,可是他的学生都很新。
Mr A很不错,马上就给我几个学生的名字,说可以再去问问Z看要怎样安排。
回去与我的RO商量后,就发e-mail给大家。
Dear teachers in-charged for MPH,
Thank you in advance for the help rendered and the hardwork!
TMMS will be visiting us next week, from 2 Feb to 4 Feb.
Will need MPH's help in the shooting of some events and preparing a simple slideshow and movie during the farewell party.
2 Feb, Day 1 - Team Building/Ice Breaking (School Hall) morning
3 Feb, Day 2 - Be A Singaporean Trail (Chinatown, Little India, Malay Culture Centre..) till 6pm
4 Feb, Day 3 - Bird Park Trail, till 1pm
We were thinking if the pupil Ms A mention can help to shoot the event in the hall for Day 1, don't have to stay with them all the time, probably 30 minutes or so.
Ms H can go to the Be A Singaporean Trail and Birdpark Trail with the pupils.
After that Ms H can help to put together the pictures or videos and show it during the farewell party on 4 Feb 530pm.
Mr L mentioned that his pupils were new and untrained.
Ms Z, can you help to identify the pupils and let me know your plan before Thursday?
Ms H, are you okay with the arrangement?
Million thanks...
Regards,
TY
Hi teachers,
I think TY may have missed my point, the P4 students in my group have only just started training on i-movie maker, and are still unexperienced, however, I have offered to enlist the help of my P4 students, which I think she has forgotten to mention. (What The?!你连一个名字也不肯给我!还说要我take the risk。)
That aside, I think the P4 students could help to put the pictures together with the help of the more experienced P5 and P6 MPH students. That way they could be gradually ushered into bigger projects in future when their senior leave the club.
regards,
Mr L
那天去找他,他就说他的学生很新,刚刚学用i-movie,其他什么都不会。。要我找另一个老师。
可是我说是你们的main in-charge, Miss Z让我找你帮忙的,她一定有她的原因。
他就说学生只学过powerpoint,摄影不行,这个不可以那个不可以。
就说除非我要"Take the risk." 拍不好他不负责。
“我可以给你名字,可以你要take the risk。”
他就说:“Eh,你不能把气出在我的身上,这个我。。。Relax。。。”
真的是火上加油,我就很大声地说:“我当然stress啦!他们下个礼拜就来了,Z叫我来找你,你叫我找别人,你们不能自己内部解决给我几个学生吗?”
被人推来退去,我已经很火了。。硬要他给我一个交待。
他就说:“Eh,你不能把气出在我的身上,这个我。。。Relax。。。”
真的是火上加油,我就很大声地说:“我当然stress啦!他们下个礼拜就来了,Z叫我来找你,你叫我找别人,你们不能自己内部解决给我几个学生吗?”
结果就把我带去Mr A那边,说什么Z叫我找他,可是他的学生都很新。
Mr A很不错,马上就给我几个学生的名字,说可以再去问问Z看要怎样安排。
回去与我的RO商量后,就发e-mail给大家。
Dear teachers in-charged for MPH,
Thank you in advance for the help rendered and the hardwork!
TMMS will be visiting us next week, from 2 Feb to 4 Feb.
Will need MPH's help in the shooting of some events and preparing a simple slideshow and movie during the farewell party.
2 Feb, Day 1 - Team Building/Ice Breaking (School Hall) morning
3 Feb, Day 2 - Be A Singaporean Trail (Chinatown, Little India, Malay Culture Centre..) till 6pm
4 Feb, Day 3 - Bird Park Trail, till 1pm
We were thinking if the pupil Ms A mention can help to shoot the event in the hall for Day 1, don't have to stay with them all the time, probably 30 minutes or so.
Ms H can go to the Be A Singaporean Trail and Birdpark Trail with the pupils.
After that Ms H can help to put together the pictures or videos and show it during the farewell party on 4 Feb 530pm.
Mr L mentioned that his pupils were new and untrained.
Ms Z, can you help to identify the pupils and let me know your plan before Thursday?
Ms H, are you okay with the arrangement?
Million thanks...
Regards,
TY
Hi teachers,
I think TY may have missed my point, the P4 students in my group have only just started training on i-movie maker, and are still unexperienced, however, I have offered to enlist the help of my P4 students, which I think she has forgotten to mention. (What The?!你连一个名字也不肯给我!还说要我take the risk。)
That aside, I think the P4 students could help to put the pictures together with the help of the more experienced P5 and P6 MPH students. That way they could be gradually ushered into bigger projects in future when their senior leave the club.
regards,
Mr L
Tuesday, January 26
行政助理
旅游代理的工作刚刚开始,另一项工作又来了。
其实之前校长已经提过了,只是我都假假不知道。
今天他终于亲自跟我说了,让我拟定计划,然后去见他。
就是那个该死的work credit system,要记录老师们的community involvement,还要列出哪些活动才算是community involvement。
所以,我又多一项杂务,行政助理。
其实之前校长已经提过了,只是我都假假不知道。
今天他终于亲自跟我说了,让我拟定计划,然后去见他。
就是那个该死的work credit system,要记录老师们的community involvement,还要列出哪些活动才算是community involvement。
所以,我又多一项杂务,行政助理。
Monday, January 25
旅游代理
这两个星期的杂务是当旅游代理,接待香港的学生五天,2月1日至2月5日。我的衔头好好听,叫Project Manager。
我是Ma-ny-zer耶!
说得好听,到底是干什么?
Duty List上我是负责Admin, Logistic & Execution of Programme。
就是看看他们去哪里几点去几点回订巴士,看看活动地点在哪里订场地,看看吃饭时间订伙食,看看活动需要什么道具我准备(或者找人准备),看看叫谁拍照叫谁做这个那个。。
所以,就是打杂嘛!
打杂就算了,还要看人脸色。
找这个人,他就叫我找那个人,找那个人,他就叫我找另一个人。
学校要我安排的节目,我只能照做,不要问我,我也不知道为什么要这样!
要我怎么跟老师们交待?
我只是照办而已。
我只是照办而已。
Sunday, January 24
苏丹驾崩
星期六理了头发后,要XXX带我到Plaza Pelangi逛街。
到了那里发现停车场关闭,觉得奇怪边绕道另外一边去。
另外一边也不可以进入,我们便把车停在住宅前走路过去。
大门紧闭,里面黑漆漆的。
门上贴着告示,大意是苏丹驾崩,禁止一切娱乐活动与商业活动。
柔佛老苏丹驾崩,1月23日学校停课,同时禁止所有娱乐活动。
柔佛子民须在左臂绑上黑色纱布7天,升半旗7天。
马来同胞的songkok上都绑上白色的纱布,以示哀悼。
离谱的是,昨晚XXX喝喜酒,他的朋友说在Jusco有店员因为没有绑上黑纱而被罚款RM2000,两个RM4000。执法人员告诉那些正在买衣服的人不准笑,结果老板请客人离开,关店不做生意。过了不久,其他的商店也关门了。
今天早上我们吃午餐时,泡咖啡的Uncle也说有人因为没有绑上纱布罚款RM300!
这样也算犯法,还好我不是Anak Johor!
为了避免麻烦,今天我和XXX都穿黑衣出门。
到了那里发现停车场关闭,觉得奇怪边绕道另外一边去。
另外一边也不可以进入,我们便把车停在住宅前走路过去。
大门紧闭,里面黑漆漆的。
门上贴着告示,大意是苏丹驾崩,禁止一切娱乐活动与商业活动。
吓?连逛街都不可以!
柔佛子民须在左臂绑上黑色纱布7天,升半旗7天。
离谱的是,昨晚XXX喝喜酒,他的朋友说在Jusco有店员因为没有绑上黑纱而被罚款RM2000,两个RM4000。执法人员告诉那些正在买衣服的人不准笑,结果老板请客人离开,关店不做生意。过了不久,其他的商店也关门了。
今天早上我们吃午餐时,泡咖啡的Uncle也说有人因为没有绑上纱布罚款RM300!
这样也算犯法,还好我不是Anak Johor!
为了避免麻烦,今天我和XXX都穿黑衣出门。
Fw: USEFUL SURVIVAL TIPS @ THE WORKPLACE
LESSON 1
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says :" Normally, one is granted three wishes, but as you are three, I will allow one wish each. "
So the eager senior manager shouted : " I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pfufffff … and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted :" I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "
Pfufffff …. And he was also gone.
The boss calmly said : " I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch
at 12.30 pm. "
MORAL OF THE STORY : ALWAYS LET THE BOSS SPEAK FIRST
LESSON 2
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, " Listen," said the CEO, " this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
" Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
" Excellent, excellent! " said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder
machine.
" I just need one copy. "
LESSON # 2 : NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING
LESSON 3
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA When the American turned to the Japanese and asked " What kind of -ese are you ? "
The Japanese, confused, replied : " Sorry, but I don't understand what you mean. "
The American repeated : " What kind of -ese are you? "
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled : " What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese! etc......??? "
The Japanese then replied : " Oh, I am a Japanese. "
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled : " What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I ?! "
The Japanese said, " Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee ? "
LESSON No 3 : NEVER INSULT ANYONE
LESSON 4
There were these 4 guys --- a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who together found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said : "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your
wish will come true. "
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted : " Wine ! "
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was very happy, swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn.
He did the same and shouted : " Vodka ! " and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted : " Beer ! "
He was likewise very contented with his beer-filled pool.
The last is the American.
He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana
peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, " Shit !!!!!!!.........."
LESSON # 4 : ALWAYS THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN !
LESSON 5
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in
charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up.
Brain... I should be in charge because I run all body functions..
Blood.. I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food for the brain.
Legs..... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes......I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in
charge.
MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE THAT IS TRULY IN CHARGE
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says :" Normally, one is granted three wishes, but as you are three, I will allow one wish each. "
So the eager senior manager shouted : " I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pfufffff … and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted :" I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "
Pfufffff …. And he was also gone.
The boss calmly said : " I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch
at 12.30 pm. "
MORAL OF THE STORY : ALWAYS LET THE BOSS SPEAK FIRST
LESSON 2
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, " Listen," said the CEO, " this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
" Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
" Excellent, excellent! " said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder
machine.
" I just need one copy. "
LESSON # 2 : NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING
LESSON 3
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA When the American turned to the Japanese and asked " What kind of -ese are you ? "
The Japanese, confused, replied : " Sorry, but I don't understand what you mean. "
The American repeated : " What kind of -ese are you? "
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled : " What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese! etc......??? "
The Japanese then replied : " Oh, I am a Japanese. "
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled : " What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I ?! "
The Japanese said, " Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee ? "
LESSON No 3 : NEVER INSULT ANYONE
LESSON 4
There were these 4 guys --- a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who together found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said : "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your
wish will come true. "
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted : " Wine ! "
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was very happy, swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn.
He did the same and shouted : " Vodka ! " and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted : " Beer ! "
He was likewise very contented with his beer-filled pool.
The last is the American.
He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana
peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, " Shit !!!!!!!.........."
LESSON # 4 : ALWAYS THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN !
LESSON 5
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in
charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up.
Brain... I should be in charge because I run all body functions..
Blood.. I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food for the brain.
Legs..... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes......I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in
charge.
MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE THAT IS TRULY IN CHARGE
Friday, January 22
Mac D听到了!
一开始我就只对猪猪有兴趣。
那天去看的时候,发现怎么没有猪猪,只有Cupid。
Mac D登报说听到大家的心声了,大家赶快投票吧!
http://www.mcdonalds.com.sg/doraemon/index.html
那天去看的时候,发现怎么没有猪猪,只有Cupid。
Mac D登报说听到大家的心声了,大家赶快投票吧!http://www.mcdonalds.com.sg/doraemon/index.html
Thursday, January 21
有朋自远方来
Tuesday, January 19
Thursday, January 14
海地大地震
上天请息怒。
善良的人民,不应该遭受这种伤害。
加勒比島國海地週三(1月13日)發生200多年最嚴重的強烈地震後,首都太子港幾乎被夷為平地,估計死亡人數達10萬至50萬人,全國5%人口瞬間“消失”。
位於西半球的貧國海地,人口900多萬,如果有50萬人在今次地震中喪生,表示海地有超過5%人口“消失”。
近年大地震事件簿
30/09/09: 印尼蘇門答臘7.6級地震,逾1100人死亡
29/09/09:南太平洋島國薩摩亞8級地震,引發海嘯,186人死亡
06/04/09:意大利阿奎拉市5.8級地震,近300人死亡
12/05/08:中國四川汶川8級地震,造成逾87,000人死亡或失蹤
17/07/06:印尼爪哇海底發生7.7級地震引發海嘯,造成596人死亡
27/05/06:印尼日惹6.3級地震,6,000人死亡
08/10/05:巴基斯坦克什米爾區7.6級地震,75,000人死亡
28/03/05:印尼尼亞斯島8.6級地震,900人死亡
26/12/04:印尼蘇門答臘9.1級地震引發南亞大海嘯,22萬人死亡
善良的人民,不应该遭受这种伤害。
加勒比島國海地週三(1月13日)發生200多年最嚴重的強烈地震後,首都太子港幾乎被夷為平地,估計死亡人數達10萬至50萬人,全國5%人口瞬間“消失”。位於西半球的貧國海地,人口900多萬,如果有50萬人在今次地震中喪生,表示海地有超過5%人口“消失”。
近年大地震事件簿30/09/09: 印尼蘇門答臘7.6級地震,逾1100人死亡
29/09/09:南太平洋島國薩摩亞8級地震,引發海嘯,186人死亡
06/04/09:意大利阿奎拉市5.8級地震,近300人死亡
12/05/08:中國四川汶川8級地震,造成逾87,000人死亡或失蹤
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Wednesday, January 13
Daily Routine
每天都是11点吃午餐。
然后园丁就回来说我,最好命就是你!每天这么迟才来,还没有做工就吃饭。
我现在的习惯:
845-900 起床
1000去上班
1030到学校
1100吃午餐
1130 duty(Even Week没有duty就打杂。)
1300 上课
1830 学生放学
1900 吃晚餐
2015 回到家
这个还没有算改簿子的时间。
不算开会时间,一个星期共有34节课。
我怎么觉得每天1030去学校很早了,可是工作还是做不完?
然后园丁就回来说我,最好命就是你!每天这么迟才来,还没有做工就吃饭。
我现在的习惯:
845-900 起床
1000去上班
1030到学校
1100吃午餐
1130 duty(Even Week没有duty就打杂。)
1300 上课
1830 学生放学
1900 吃晚餐
2015 回到家
这个还没有算改簿子的时间。
不算开会时间,一个星期共有34节课。
我怎么觉得每天1030去学校很早了,可是工作还是做不完?
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