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Thursday, January 28

累

早上7点起来,830到学校,傍晚700离开。

上午到动物园逛了2个小时,下午教课。

也许年纪大了,现在上课站一个小时就开始脚酸。

在动物园走了一圈就觉得累了。

刚才RO还留下一些东西让我处理,可是我现在真的没有什么力气了。。

Wednesday, January 27

推卸责任

真的很不喜欢跟这种同事合作。

那天去找他,他就说他的学生很新,刚刚学用i-movie,其他什么都不会。。要我找另一个老师。
可是我说是你们的main in-charge, Miss Z让我找你帮忙的,她一定有她的原因。

他就说学生只学过powerpoint,摄影不行,这个不可以那个不可以。
就说除非我要"Take the risk." 拍不好他不负责。

“我可以给你名字,可以你要take the risk。”

被人推来退去,我已经很火了。。硬要他给我一个交待。

他就说:“Eh,你不能把气出在我的身上,这个我。。。Relax。。。”

真的是火上加油,我就很大声地说:“我当然stress啦!他们下个礼拜就来了,Z叫我来找你,你叫我找别人,你们不能自己内部解决给我几个学生吗?”

结果就把我带去Mr A那边,说什么Z叫我找他,可是他的学生都很新。
Mr A很不错,马上就给我几个学生的名字,说可以再去问问Z看要怎样安排。

回去与我的RO商量后,就发e-mail给大家。

Dear teachers in-charged for MPH,

Thank you in advance for the help rendered and the hardwork!
TMMS will be visiting us next week, from 2 Feb to 4 Feb.

Will need MPH's help in the shooting of some events and preparing a simple slideshow and movie during the farewell party.
2 Feb, Day 1 - Team Building/Ice Breaking (School Hall) morning
3 Feb, Day 2 - Be A Singaporean Trail (Chinatown, Little India, Malay Culture Centre..) till 6pm
4 Feb, Day 3 - Bird Park Trail, till 1pm

We were thinking if the pupil Ms A mention can help to shoot the event in the hall for Day 1, don't have to stay with them all the time, probably 30 minutes or so.
Ms H can go to the Be A Singaporean Trail and Birdpark Trail with the pupils.

After that Ms H can help to put together the pictures or videos and show it during the farewell party on 4 Feb 530pm.

Mr L mentioned that his pupils were new and untrained.
Ms Z, can you help to identify the pupils and let me know your plan before Thursday?

Ms H, are you okay with the arrangement?

Million thanks...



Regards,
TY

Hi teachers,

I think TY may have missed my point, the P4 students in my group have only just started training on i-movie maker, and are still unexperienced, however, I have offered to enlist the help of my P4 students, which I think she has forgotten to mention. (What The?!你连一个名字也不肯给我!还说要我take the risk。)

That aside, I think the P4 students could help to put the pictures together with the help of the more experienced P5 and P6 MPH students. That way they could be gradually ushered into bigger projects in future when their senior leave the club.

regards,

Mr L

Tuesday, January 26

行政助理

旅游代理的工作刚刚开始,另一项工作又来了。

其实之前校长已经提过了,只是我都假假不知道。

今天他终于亲自跟我说了,让我拟定计划,然后去见他。

就是那个该死的work credit system,要记录老师们的community involvement,还要列出哪些活动才算是community involvement。

所以,我又多一项杂务,行政助理。

Monday, January 25

旅游代理

这两个星期的杂务是当旅游代理,接待香港的学生五天,2月1日至2月5日。
我的衔头好好听,叫Project Manager。

我是Ma-ny-zer耶!

说得好听,到底是干什么?
Duty List上我是负责Admin, Logistic & Execution of Programme。
就是看看他们去哪里几点去几点回订巴士,看看活动地点在哪里订场地,看看吃饭时间订伙食,看看活动需要什么道具我准备(或者找人准备),看看叫谁拍照叫谁做这个那个。。

所以,就是打杂嘛!

打杂就算了,还要看人脸色。
找这个人,他就叫我找那个人,找那个人,他就叫我找另一个人。
学校要我安排的节目,我只能照做,不要问我,我也不知道为什么要这样!

要我怎么跟老师们交待?
我只是照办而已。

Sunday, January 24

苏丹驾崩

星期六理了头发后,要XXX带我到Plaza Pelangi逛街。
到了那里发现停车场关闭,觉得奇怪边绕道另外一边去。
另外一边也不可以进入,我们便把车停在住宅前走路过去。

大门紧闭,里面黑漆漆的。
门上贴着告示,大意是苏丹驾崩,禁止一切娱乐活动与商业活动。

吓?连逛街都不可以!
不只购物中心,大街上的店都关门了。
连24小时便利店7-11都关门!
柔佛老苏丹驾崩,1月23日学校停课,同时禁止所有娱乐活动。
柔佛子民须在左臂绑上黑色纱布7天,升半旗7天。
马来同胞的songkok上都绑上白色的纱布,以示哀悼。

离谱的是,昨晚XXX喝喜酒,他的朋友说在Jusco有店员因为没有绑上黑纱而被罚款RM2000,两个RM4000。执法人员告诉那些正在买衣服的人不准笑,结果老板请客人离开,关店不做生意。过了不久,其他的商店也关门了。

今天早上我们吃午餐时,泡咖啡的Uncle也说有人因为没有绑上纱布罚款RM300!

这样也算犯法,还好我不是Anak Johor!
为了避免麻烦,今天我和XXX都穿黑衣出门。

Fw: USEFUL SURVIVAL TIPS @ THE WORKPLACE

LESSON 1


A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.

They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says :" Normally, one is granted three wishes, but as you are three, I will allow one wish each. "

So the eager senior manager shouted : " I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pfufffff … and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted :" I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "
Pfufffff …. And he was also gone.

The boss calmly said : " I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch
at 12.30 pm. "

MORAL OF THE STORY : ALWAYS LET THE BOSS SPEAK FIRST


LESSON 2


Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, " Listen," said the CEO, " this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

" Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

" Excellent, excellent! " said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder
machine.

" I just need one copy. "


LESSON # 2 : NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING


LESSON 3


An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA When the American turned to the Japanese and asked " What kind of -ese are you ? "

The Japanese, confused, replied : " Sorry, but I don't understand what you mean. "

The American repeated : " What kind of -ese are you? "

Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled : " What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese! etc......??? "

The Japanese then replied : " Oh, I am a Japanese. "

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled : " What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I ?! "

The Japanese said, " Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee ? "


LESSON No 3 : NEVER INSULT ANYONE


LESSON 4


There were these 4 guys --- a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who together found this small genie bottle.

When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said : "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your
wish will come true. "

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted : " Wine ! "
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was very happy, swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn.
He did the same and shouted : " Vodka ! " and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted : " Beer ! "
He was likewise very contented with his beer-filled pool.

The last is the American.
He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana
peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, " Shit !!!!!!!.........."


LESSON # 4 : ALWAYS THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN !


LESSON 5


The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in
charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up.

Brain... I should be in charge because I run all body functions..
Blood.. I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food for the brain.
Legs..... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes......I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.

Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in
charge.

MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE THAT IS TRULY IN CHARGE

Friday, January 22

Mac D听到了!

一开始我就只对猪猪有兴趣。
那天去看的时候,发现怎么没有猪猪,只有Cupid。
Mac D登报说听到大家的心声了,大家赶快投票吧!
http://www.mcdonalds.com.sg/doraemon/index.html

Thursday, January 21

有朋自远方来

昨夜与朋友在Joaqium吃晚餐。
她说我们一起去台湾已经是6年前的事了,时间过得还真快!

Joaqium的汤底有3种,Tomyam,四川菜汤,药材鸡汤。
我们选的药材鸡汤味道普普通通,没有特别让人回味。
肉真的很硬。
不管是煮很久,还是稍微烫一下都不好吃。
其他的熟食味道也是普普通通,我吃得最多的是鱼片。
最美味的是甜品。
Sugar roll最美味,松松软软的溶在嘴里。
我朋友一个人吃了五片!
Mango Pudding她两杯,我一杯。
Weekday $25.80 nett per adult.

昨天没有和XXX吃晚餐,今天他买了Doraemon给我。
哇哈哈~ 太开心了!

Tuesday, January 19

饭团

谢谢Omo的饭团~
紫菜与鱼肉很香,饭团捏得很好,吃了不会掉下来~

我的职业


主要任务是什么?打杂。

Thursday, January 14

海地大地震

上天请息怒。
善良的人民,不应该遭受这种伤害。
加勒比島國海地週三(1月13日)發生200多年最嚴重的強烈地震後,首都太子港幾乎被夷為平地,估計死亡人數達10萬至50萬人,全國5%人口瞬間“消失”。

位於西半球的貧國海地,人口900多萬,如果有50萬人在今次地震中喪生,表示海地有超過5%人口“消失”。
近年大地震事件簿

30/09/09: 印尼蘇門答臘7.6級地震,逾1100人死亡

29/09/09:南太平洋島國薩摩亞8級地震,引發海嘯,186人死亡

06/04/09:意大利阿奎拉市5.8級地震,近300人死亡

12/05/08:中國四川汶川8級地震,造成逾87,000人死亡或失蹤

17/07/06:印尼爪哇海底發生7.7級地震引發海嘯,造成596人死亡

27/05/06:印尼日惹6.3級地震,6,000人死亡

08/10/05:巴基斯坦克什米爾區7.6級地震,75,000人死亡

28/03/05:印尼尼亞斯島8.6級地震,900人死亡

26/12/04:印尼蘇門答臘9.1級地震引發南亞大海嘯,22萬人死亡

1100-1200

这段时间是我在学校最开心的时间。

因为是。。吃饭时间!

吃午餐时心情特别轻松,总是可以听到很多不同的谣言~

Wednesday, January 13

Daily Routine

每天都是11点吃午餐。
然后园丁就回来说我,最好命就是你!每天这么迟才来,还没有做工就吃饭。

我现在的习惯:
845-900 起床
1000去上班
1030到学校
1100吃午餐
1130 duty(Even Week没有duty就打杂。)
1300 上课
1830 学生放学
1900 吃晚餐
2015 回到家


这个还没有算改簿子的时间。
不算开会时间,一个星期共有34节课。
我怎么觉得每天1030去学校很早了,可是工作还是做不完?

Tuesday, January 12

小孩子的坚持

小一有一个特别难搞的小男生。
上课一直不专心,没收水壶玩钱包,没收钱包玩妈妈名片。

“这是什么?”

“是放在我的钱包的。”

把名片放进他的口袋后,又开始捉弄别人。
问什么都说不懂不会,让人受不了。

“你再这样,等一下放学我要跟你的mama说话了。”

“不是mama,是mummy!”

*晕*

放学后,全班就剩下他一个人,我问他:“mama还没有来啊?”

“不是mama,是mummy。”



是老师的错,mama mummy傻傻分不清楚。。

我的YH也是一个。

昨天之所以搭校车回家,我和他的妈妈都觉得他是喜欢那个女生,所以一直跟着她。

以前YH小一的那班,我都是叫他们名字最后一个字的重叠,所以YH就叫HH。

上我的课如果有人叫他YH时,他就会很大声地说:“HH啦~ 我是HH。”

昨天我叫他YH,他也纠正我:“HH!!”

真搞不懂这些孩子,只是称呼而已也那么坚持。

Monday, January 11

老师,我的YH呢?

今天真的是不吉利的一天。

那天我还在想,今年的学生真不错,没有学生尿裤子,没有大便不会擦屁股的,没有什么怪事发生。

谁知道今天小一就来两个去上厕所尿到裤子的。
一个裤子湿了90%
一个裤子湿了10%。

裤子湿了90%的,我要带她去换,她却大哭起来。
“我不要,我不要换!!我的奶奶会骂我的!”
让一个比较懂事的学生带她去办公室,可是学校的裤子都太大了,只好打电话给奶奶拿裤子给她换。
换了裤子后,奶奶还跟我投诉。
“那个裤子里面有多一件,她脱不及就尿出来了啰。。哎哟,第一天穿PE裤就尿湿了。”

裤子湿了10%的,我告诉她,“一点点,没有关系的。。一下子就干了。现在也没有裤子让你换。”
不知道明天会不会被投诉?

放学后,走出办公室,突然听到:“老师,我的YH呢?”

我还不懂发生什么事,顺口回答:“YH回家了呀~”

“不是,今天我来带他。他没有在外面啊!” 原来是YH的妈妈。

“可是他告诉我他搭校车回家。他去搭校车了呀~”

YH的妈妈紧张得不得了,“啊~我的YH,他跑去哪里?”

YH妈妈马上打电话给Uncle Lam,YH以前搭的那辆校车司机,Uncle说没有。

结果部门主任,副校长,校工全都跑了出来。。
YH的妈妈还急得哭了起来。。

惨了我怎么办?是我把YH送去搭校车的。
打电话问清楚搭哪一辆校车后,司机却说没有。

结果妈妈打电话回家问,家里却说YH已经回到家了。

妈妈听到他回到家的消息后,就破涕为笑。

YH搭的校车不是去他家的那个路线,自己不知道怎么回家,妈妈也觉得奇怪。

啊~ 真是~ 吓死我了!

Thursday, January 7

迎接2010

2009年12月31日,到KL走走,迎接新年。

XXX可爱的小表弟。
2009年最后的晚餐。
猪蹄。
2010年的第一餐。
巴生砂煲肉骨茶。KL过新年真不错,可以看到很多烟花,热闹多了~

除了逛街,就是吃吃吃~

2010年1月1日的海鲜晚餐。


手肮脏,螃蟹拍朦了~
2010年1月2日的晚餐。
麻坡的贪吃街!
民以食为天
除了吃,还是吃~

Wednesday, January 6

爱上吸血鬼

白白净净的
从Harry Potter到Twilight
扮酷耍帅


Lee Hom

突然很想听他的几首歌。
尤其是心跳。

人的心,是一个很神奇的东西,可以带来无限的喜悦和无限的伤痛。

心跳(完整版的不能Embed)


从哪里起飞,从哪里降落,多少不能原谅的错却不能重来过

爱错


对的人,需要在对的时候遇上,不然就只能留下遗憾,永远住在回忆里。

你不在

开学第四天

“老师,你教我们华文啊?”

“老师,为什么这么多天没有上华文?”

“老师,为什么还没有给timetable的?”

老师我也不知道~

我只知道,明天才可以见到自己的学生~

Tuesday, January 5

十二月回家乡

表哥订好了度假屋,一回到家,隔天就去海边玩。
捡到两只寄居蟹和一只活的贝类。
是鲍鱼吗?
它的头上有触角~
树上吊着好多榴莲!! 
明明就在眼前却捡不到!!
爸爸买的鱼儿肚子里有小Sotong! 好贪吃的鱼儿~
不要浪费,给鸡吃~
其实笼子以前是养狗的。
但是后来的几只狗都是自由出入,所以笼子就没用了。
就变成买鸭子还是鸡都暂时关在里面。

鸡还没有来之前,是鸽子自己住的。
可怜的鸽子一直被鸡欺负,躲在角落。

邻居修屋顶,爸爸忘了把水管拿走。
结果那个清道夫鱼剩下鱼骨和鱼鳞。
冬至,吃汤圆!
猫妈妈生了4只小猫,趁着它在吃东西,赶快偷拍几张。
出生不到24个小时的猫儿!

可是其中3只出生不到3天,在圣诞节的早上就夭折了。
当时,猫妈妈和一只小猫不知所终。
不懂是公猫还是什么,其中一只小猫的头还被咬烂,恐怖极了!
另两只硬邦邦的,不知道是被咬死还是冻死。

应该是猫妈妈发现有危险,叼着一只小猫逃跑了。
(现在就只剩下一只。)

这是猫妈妈以前生的孩子,都长大了。
每次都把食物拖走,吃得到处都是。
这只特别喜欢在轮子上睡觉。
外边还有很多狗。
猫吃剩的就给它们解决。
总是觉得我的家里特别环保,菜叶、果皮等等就给鸡吃。
人吃剩的骨头饭菜给猫吃,猫不要吃的就给狗吃。

乱乱写的故事~ 结束~